Everton Soapbox: the absolute certainties of taxes, death and Cahill


Pete Sixsmith
offers his measured assessment of a game that Sunderland might have won, but will feel satisfied not to have lost – and also remembers a true Stadium of Light character, one year on from his untimely death …

The 18th century American polymath Ben Franklin is widely accepted as being the man who said that there are “only two things certain in life and that’s death and taxes”. Were Mr Franklin still on this mortal coil, he could add: “And Tim Cahill will score against Sunderland.”

When he headed home in the sixth minute of this frenetic but not particularly skillful game, I feared the worst. Fortunately, Everton had an attack that was even more toothless than Old Mother Riley after a visit to the dentist, with Louis Saha doing a very passable impersonation of Jonathan Stead.

A tidy spell of pressure lead to an excellent wriggly run by our ageing Dutch Superstar, Bolo Zenden, and a low cross that was turned in by Danny Welbeck and things began to look up. Another win would propel us up the league and into a Europa place. All we had to do was turn the screw as we had at Stamford Bridge and it would be all right.

However, like CJ, Reggie Perrins’s managing director, Everton and David Moyes didn’t get where they are today by rolling over and dying. Not blessed with the biggest or most talented squad, Moyes makes the best of what he has and his team are damnably difficult to beat.

We cleared a couple off the line before a sublime centre by Richardson was headed into the net by the ever improving Welbeck. The win and the steady shuffle up the league was on.

By this time, Everton had decided that the only way to score was to knock centres in from the full back positions. Neither Turner or Ferdinand had looked particularly comfortable in the air at the start (indeed, Turner missed Baines’s cross, allowing Cahill to perform his usual trick of netting against us), but as the game went on they settled and it looked as if we would hold on.

Unfortunately, we stopped tackling in midfield and three of ours allowed an Everton player to cut inside, pass to Arteta, who then side stepped some half hearted challenges before pinging his shot off Bardsley and into the net.

It was frustrating, it was annoying but it was fair and both managers afterwards seemed happy enough with a point, although I suspect Bruce was the more satisfied of the two.

Welbeck had a very good game and took his two goals, er, well. He looks a much more confident player, even to the extent of annoying Phil Neville, when he fell over in the first half. The Everton skipper remonstrated with him quite aggressively and was booed for the rest of the game.

Other than that, it was a reasonable performance with some highs and lows. Wee Shuggie McBardsley had another canny game while Jordan Henderson started off well, but faded. Maybe he needs to read the tempo of a game a bit more carefully; it will come with experience.

The brother from Greece enjoyed it, only partly because the threatened cold temperatures did not materialise. He commented on the way that both sides moved the ball around and the overall pace of the game. Much better than Greek football – where Lord Frodsham is currently banging them in for Panathinaikos.

On a sad note, Monday marked the first anniversary of Dave Lish’s death (see Pete Sixsmith’s affectionate tribute by clicking here). His sharp and witty observations have been much missed as has his kindness and good company. A good man, sadly gone from us.

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9 Responses to “Everton Soapbox: the absolute certainties of taxes, death and Cahill” Subscribe

  1. salutsunderland November 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm #

    Everton fans as well as ours are warmly welcomed if they wish to comment on Pete’s view of the game.

    Assuming they have not been here before, their comments will be held briefly for moderation – nothing to do with being Evertonian, everything to do with my war against spammers.

  2. malcolm November 23, 2010 at 5:26 pm #

    As so often Mr Sixsmith you were correct in an earlier posting to urge caution. I was restricted to watching the match on TV but from my perspective, after conceding we saw a Sunderland midfield that hassled and harried their Everton counterparts deep inside the Toffee’s half of the pitch. That spell made the Lads seem dominant and comfortable on the ball. But as the game wore on we ended up defending much deeper and an equaliser seemed inevitable. It was no surprise when it came though nevertheless still disappointing. Mind it could have been a lot worse if Beckford’s shot had been on target.

  3. Bill Taylor November 23, 2010 at 7:54 pm #

    Meanwhile, back on Merseyside….
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/11/23/footballer-who-drove-car-at-ref-jailed-115875-22734563/

  4. Gary November 24, 2010 at 12:14 am #

    Everton fan here (watched on tv) – have to say, it was a cracking football match. Would have felt fairly dissapointed if we lost the game, as i felt the pass into the wide position for the second goal was offside.

    At least both teams gave it a go and tried to win, very refreshing nowadays.

    The atmosphere sounded fantastic and i would like to think that Sunderland fans are very comparable to Everton fans. Passionate, loyal, and both teams have a very annoying next door neighbour who won’t shut up!

    Overall, a draw was probably a fair result.

  5. Joan November 24, 2010 at 10:32 am #

    Like others I’d expected this to be a draw and I thought it was a fair result. As usual, a very good turnout from the Everton supporters for a SKY game on a Monday night. I agree it was a cracking game to watch – as a neutral friend who came along testified.

  6. Jeremy November 24, 2010 at 5:53 pm #

    It’s not very often that your team is leading going into the last ten minutes and yet you feel fortunate to get a draw. Moyes is a shrewd manager who get the very best from everyone in his squad. Nobody has commented on young Coleman who I though was lucky to see HT after getting booked and then tackling Richardson in a manner befitting Keith Wood.

    I thought Henderson was very poor but delighted to see the continuation of Zenden’s great form, and in partcular the trickety which brought the equaliser. Peter Walton the referee had a stinker too.

  7. Bill Taylor November 24, 2010 at 6:48 pm #

    This may be a stupid question but is there a system in place whereby referees can be “relegated” and “promoted” for one division to another? I don’t know what the other divisions are like but the Premiership seems to have more than its share of duds.

    It appears that Titus Bramble could be out for the next few weeks. This is not good news.

  8. Bill Taylor November 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm #

    FROM one division to another!

  9. Jeremy November 24, 2010 at 7:11 pm #

    They do get relegated Bill, but it seems that it’s limited to the following game or so; then they are back in the top flight. I’m not sure what this achieves from a practical view other than demonstrating what the paying public already know.

    Rarely do they completely disappear from the top flight. Walton is the most experienced/oldest referee on the roster, but made some appalling decisions in terms of discipling players, just getting calls completely wrong, and bringing the game back when there was a clear advantage to letting the play go.

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