Jake feigns confidence

Monsieur Salut is off to Tunisia to take a quick look at what the Arab Spring has meant for tourism. Will he find somewhere to watch the Chelsea game? Or will he have to rely on the nimble-fingered Pete Sixsmith’s test messages from the East Stand? Better still, you tell me now before I fly, what the score will be …

This is yet another of Martin O’Neill’s Big Games.

Each time we lose, or meekly draw, the boss says the next match will be a big one. Ordinarily, or at least since that season in which we did the double over them and the barnstorming 3-0 win a Stamford Bridge two years ago, we have come to expect a routine defeat each time the opponents are Chelsea.

Buy Two, Win Two, says Jake

What impact will Chelsea’s 6-1 thrashing of Nordsjaelland have on Saturday’s game? Take your pick between the competing theories.

* Torres, heartened by the novelty factor of scoring, could be a handful or could revert to his status as pantomime flop.

* The pain of Champions League exit could make Chelsea mean and nasty and frankly unplayable. Or they could be such a deep sulk that a genuinely passionate Sunderland effort brings that wonderful but lesser spotted thing, a win.

Tell me how it will go by predicting the score in the comments below, before kickoff if you don’t mind.

Colin Randall disguised as Monsieur Salut, by Matt

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16 Responses to “SAFC v Chelsea: will the Nordsjaelland factor help or hinder? Guess the score” Subscribe

  1. malcolm December 6, 2012 at 11:58 am #

    I’m sick of going for 5-0. I’ll go for match postponed because of icy roads.

  2. Bill Taylor December 6, 2012 at 12:06 pm #


  3. Kev December 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm #

    Well I can see this being a 0-0, now I must got to the bookies this time 🙂

  4. Bernard Ramsdale December 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

    3-0 Sunderland!

    • salutsunderland December 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm #

      We did that once before and still went down if I remember correctly. Didn’t Kevin Balls score with a great header? I know Craig Russell got one. For Saturday, I think we’ll struggle to win by such a margin so will go 3-2 (I won’t say here how I really think it will go). My pitch doesn’t count in Guess the Score so 3-2 remains available

      • Goldy December 7, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

        Yeah diving header. In the packed Fulwell end.

  5. Eric December 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm #

    2 – 0 to the mighty Chel….sorry Sunderland.

  6. Ian_SAfc December 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

    It will help Chelsea and hinder us.
    However, we will pick up from where we left off at Norwich and win 2-1.
    A faint heart never won a fair maiden.

  7. Pete Sixsmith December 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

    A repeat of 1999; 4-1 to us.

  8. Jeremy December 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm #

    0-0. We’ll be lucky if we can score nil.

  9. Joan December 6, 2012 at 5:16 pm #

    I can’t get to this match so I shall miss our brilliant 1-0 win

  10. Alan December 6, 2012 at 6:06 pm #

    1.1 then take this point and beat reading on Tuesday and ile settle for that..

  11. Ian_SAfc December 7, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

    For me, we’ve got to be playing 4-5-1
    because our midfield is weak and needs the strength of five players in it.
    We break fast, get bodies forward, close down in midfield quick. And get back too. That would be my strategy. Give the players an extra day off because of all the extra running.

    My team:
    Bardsley O Shea Cuellar Rose
    Larsson Gardner Vaughn Sess AJ

    Gardner take the free kicks.

  12. Goldy December 7, 2012 at 4:46 pm #

    Ian, you will die a happy man when Rose gets employed on that left hand side 🙂

    • Ian_SAfc December 7, 2012 at 8:21 pm #

      Yes. Left wing will do me. 🙂 I was reading with some trepidation that Liverpool were after him in January. Oh no….

  13. David December 8, 2012 at 8:26 am #


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