Salut! Sunderland’s end-of-season reviews: (9) Sixer’s closing chapter. No happy ending

Sixer: not a good day to be a Sunderland fan

Sixer: not a good day to be a Sunderland fan

What a relief. Escaping relegation was good enough. Not having to worry about Guess the Score, Who are You? and other items of Salut! Sunderland stock-in-trade has allowed Monsieur Salut to approach in relaxed spirits the part of his work that actually pays. The end-of-season reviews have naturally been time-consuming but in reality needed little or no editing and – notwithstanding the predominantly downbeat tone – have been a pleasure to deal with. Apologies to those who intended to submit reviews but didn’t get round to it in time; nine lives is all the series gets and they’ve all been used up. As is customary, Pete Sixsmith brings the exercise to its climax (a notion more exciting than much we saw during the season). His Soapboxes and Sevens, travelogues, rants and reminiscences are what, more than anything, give this site its identity. I just hope, and every reader of Salut! Sunderland should hope, he gets to more games next season than he currently thinks is likely …


It’s a long time since I was so pleased to see the back of a season. I could put up with the 15-point one because it was as clear as day that the players we had were nowhere near good enough. The 19-point season was down to the most bizarre managerial appointment in the club’s history (until now, perhaps) so it was possible to write that one off.

But the one that has just finished, my 49th as a regular, has to be the most unfulfilling and disappointing of the lot. Yes, we have had worse managers, yes we have played worse football and yes, yes, yes, we have had worse players – but never have we had the combination of respected manager, international players and football that was so bloody awful it would turn a man away to ornithology or origami.

Twelve months ago, most of us were already looking forward to 2012-13 as Martin O’Neill began his preparations for an assault on the upper echelons of the middle of the Premier League table, plus a decent cup run in the League or FA versions.

Sixer loves London. But not that much

Sixer’s crystal ball suggests less travel

By August, we had added a couple of free transfers and were haggling over Steven Fletcher and courting Adam Johnson. Pre-season was poor, with a game at Derby being a harbinger of what was to come: sloppy shooting, careless defending and a reliance on Mignolet that was to increase as the season went on.

Still, it was a friendly and they say that a good pre-season equals a bad start and we did get off to a decent one, drawing the first five games. However, at no stage did we really look capable of winning any of them and there were worries that Fletcher was the only man likely to score. Still, Johnson had arrived, the balance was looking good, we would win a few games and move up the league.

It didn’t happen and the first sign of the serious problems to come surfaced when we failed to get even close to beating 10-man Newcastle and were comprehensively outplayed for an hour until they ran out of steam and Ba headed an own goal for a last-minute equaliser.

Jake and the final analysis

Jake and the final analysis


* See the full series of 2013 End-of-season reviews at this link: http://salutsunderland.com/category/end-of-season-reviews-2013/

From then on, we managed to just stay ahead of the pack but victories at Fulham and Southampton were cancelled out by abject home defeats to Villa and West Brom.

We still had faith in Martin O’ Neill. The crowd grumbled but never turned against him – here was a man who had a connection with the club and who saw his job as a mission to restore us to a place that befits our status in the game as a well supported, well regarded club. We believed, although the belief was getting shakier and shakier as we surrendered to Norwich and failed to beat a lamentable QPR side.

Wins over Manchester City, West Ham and Wigan lifted us up the table, but they were interspersed by truly miserable performances against Manchester United, Liverpool and then Bolton in the Cup. In fact, the heartless and brainless performance at Anfield convinced me that O’Neill was struggling and that he might not see the season through.

Another of Jake's Generics

Another of Jake’s Generics

And I was right. The owner made a decision and O’Neill was out. In came the volatile Paolo Di Canio, fresh from success and a walk-out at Swindon and carrying more political baggage than any other manager in the game.

We have had opinionated and principled managers before. Alan Brown was a member of a strange group called Moral Re-Armament (maybe Phil Bardsley could apply to join) while Mick McCarthy was a staunch supporter of the Labour Party and the NUM. But Di Canio was different, with his past support for Mussolini and belief that Il Duce was a misunderstood figure.

The club hit the headlines, with every journalist in the western Hemisphere offering an opinion. I knew the story had gone viral when Suzanne Moore, usually a writer on feminist issues, dedicated her Guardian column to Paolo. I was a tad disappointed not to read her views on O’Neill’s demise and the advantages of zonal marking over man to man, but I guess she was busy.

He came, he saw and he fined. Clearly he found things that he did not like. But he did manage to rouse the players for a couple of weeks, and gave us the most satisfying Sunday lunchtime since I last tasted my mother’s Yorkshire puddings, and followed it up with a win over Everton, for what seemed like the first time since Archibald Leitch was re-designing Roker and Goodison.

The Villa game was a worry, though, as he appeared to get everything wrong and we hardly went out in a blaze of glory, with two points from the last 12 – in fact, we had more sendings off than points in those games.

And now, Di Canio begins the great cleansing. Players will leave, players will come in and in August, the whole circus will start all over again. Season ticket sales will be down and the crowd will become less tolerant of failure on the field. Di Canio has to get the team playing well from the start; if not, I fear a repeat of those embarrassments under Wilkinson and McCarthy.

I have not had a great deal of pleasure from Sunderland this season. My footballing highs have been at Ascot, Brantham and Bitten as Shildon got within a gnat’s whisker of Wembley. I can go to a Northern League game, pay £3 and be home for tea. My away trips will be rationed next season – Cardiff for sure as I need to tick off the ground, Fulham for a good day in London and one of the Liverpool grounds for family reasons.

I don’t really feel that I want to invest time and money in watching a game that, despite the untold riches being flung at it, still feels that it should charge people £38 to sit on wooden seats in a stand that was built when Stanley Baldwin was Prime Minister, or charges even more to enable you to sit and watch what is often a game that fails to excite all but the most committed.

So, not the best of seasons and the prospects for next year are blurred as the head coach moves through the club like an Oklahoman tornado. This could make Roy Keane appear like a bleeding heart liberal. We shall see the outcome in August.

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13 Responses to “Salut! Sunderland’s end-of-season reviews: (9) Sixer’s closing chapter. No happy ending” Subscribe

  1. Michael May 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

    Excellent review and thoughts on what might happen next.

    In the 50 years ( is it really that long ?) I have watched, played and talked about football the one thing has struck me is that the game often confounds ,by providing success and failure when you ( well when I) least expect it , particularly at SAFC. Success (Stokoe and Reid )….failure (McMenemy,McCarthy and O’ Neill)

    Like many others I have no idea what PDC will bring to SAFC,nor do I have any real expectations, which I certainly had of MON.

    A friend recently compared having PDC as manager to playing a game of Russian roulette….you never know what is coming next. My immediate thoughts were ”Wel maybe. But one thing is certain .If you play Russian roulette long enough you will eventually shoot yourself in the head.”

    • Michael May 24, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

      Sorry I meant Stokoe not Stoke…but I a sure you all realised that. Hate this predictive text.

      • malcolm May 25, 2013 at 7:56 pm #

        Corrected

  2. Neil May 24, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

    More red cards than points….Lordy that’s worrying. Sess andVaughan are not typical leg-breakers…..then again Gardner’s was worth two red cards.

    This has been my first foray into contributing to blogs. Most I’ve looked at have been riddled with I’ll-informed hyperbole and hysteria. This site stands out and whilst I respect that you’re feeling bruised by the experience, I just wanted to thank you for your efforts. SAFC fans deserve a great blog. I hope you return after the closed season bright eyed and bushy tailed with batteries fully recharged

    • Goldy May 24, 2013 at 6:46 pm #

      You listened to the podcast yet, Neil?

  3. Johnm May 24, 2013 at 8:05 pm #

    I am another with almost 50 years under the belt. And this was the first season for a long time that I was looking forward to with hope and anticipation , rather than trepidation, foreboding or total doom . We got a season with a couple of real highs but the rest was real dross to shocking. And the realism that the majority of our players just aren’t good enough, even for the Championship. And a manager I just can’t make my mind up about , but my gut says he won’t be with us long. But, thank god, it’s over, and bring on next season

  4. Neil May 24, 2013 at 11:13 pm #

    Sorry Goldy, I read all of the threads/comments but haven’t listened to the podcasts so far. Only so much I can do….we’re all made weak by time and fate but strong in will….let’s be honest you have to be

    Keep the faith is easily said ….But harder to do

    I’m just being a selfish (insert expletive) and asking Pete to keep it up…..it’s worth it….IMHO

    I’m far from representative (eg I didn’t want MON to go) but who wants orthodoxy? We should be challenged. If people want an easy life….support Man Utd….if people want to be unthinking…..support Nufc

    My worry was selfish…having found a Safc blog that was worth reading….. Pete seems so down that this could waste away….atrophy is pernicious

    So keep it up….please….I’ll buy mugs….honest

  5. Drummer May 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm #

    ” We’ll see by August ” predicts Sixer,will Di Canio even still be here in just over two months? Anything could happen with our volatile manager but I for one hope he is.Di Canio’s arrival seems to me to be Ellis Shorts way of shaking the club by the scruff of the neck and kicking its behind into the 21st century .New scouts, extreme work ethic , director of football ,all these are being implemented it seems.It also seems to me the days of 16 million? for wasters like Gyan have come to an end,were going continental with hopefully successful bargain signings.lets hope it’s a success or at least brings stability, is it true that we’ve never had an Italian playing for the club? About to change I think !

    • sobs May 25, 2013 at 7:07 pm #

      We had an Italian at the club (he used to sit in the box begind me) but he never got to the first team. Whatever Di Canio brings, it will be nothing if not interesting. I think it’s high time the Prem and its over-paid pansies (can I say that?) had somebody wililng to stand up and say “you get paid too much, you’ve got no work ethic, you’ve got no loyalty” and kicked them so hard up their collective arses that they actually take notice. I do feel that he’ll be on his own on this dront for a while, but let’s hope that he brings some success and thus gets some other managers thinking the same way.
      Now for a well-earned three months off…until Sixer asks if I fancy a pre-season jaunt to Barnsley in July

      • Michael May 25, 2013 at 7:29 pm #

        Well said Sobs.

        I think we know now why we haven’t become a top ten team. It looks like too many players and possibly some of managers over the last 30 years have been taking large salaries out of the club for minimal effort.

        Somehow I think we will see some changes in attitude under PDC……..however long he stays.

  6. Pete Sixsmith May 26, 2013 at 9:30 am #

    Apropos of Italians, my friends wife recently interviewed Marco’s daughter for an A level place on the Maths course at York Sixth Form College. A charming girl, but without Marco’s prodogious thighs.
    Enjoy the summer- looks like it might just have arrived.

  7. scotter May 26, 2013 at 7:33 pm #

    Just coming up to 60 years watching SAFC, my first match was watching the champions Wolverhampton Wanderers with real hard men Slater Clamp Wright kicking lumps out of our lads.

    There’s been some bad years but this season has been one of the most disappointing.

    Anyway, if each club now gets a minimum of £63m via Sky etc, the transfer market is going to be a right bull-bait this Summer. Just about the right juncture to sack the scouting staff!!!! Factor in the size of the revamp needed and the fact that good foreign players gravitate towards London and we might struggle to attract numbers and quality.

    We need to appoint the Director of Football immediately and we need to put in place a wage structure that doesn’t overpay mediocre players but attracts the best.

    If, for instance, a proven goal-scorer like Bent wants £65k a week and is available for £4m do we have a problem?

    I thought the club mismanaged the PDC press furore very badly. It cannot afford to be unprofessional in the critical area of player recruitment.

  8. scotter May 28, 2013 at 10:03 am #

    Retained list is disappointing.

    Would like to see the “Available for Transfer” list!!

    Supporters will reflect that this is an opportunity missed to clear some of the dross from a mediocre squad.

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