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For a reason I may soon work out
, this may be a shorter report than my instant account of Brazil versus Germany.

Got it! No one showed quite the same passion as the Brazilians, from hapless David Luiz down to the smallest mascot, in the national anthems. Fat lot of good that did them …

So tonight, we came back down to earth.

In place of sensational attacking play and kindergarten level defending, we had football at its tightest and most disciplined. And what an excruciating bore it was. So, the second semi decided on penalties in favour of Argentina, we are left with the modest fascination of a Europe vs South America final, hardly a prize worth waiting up for.

I tried to make allowances for the fact that Salut! Sunderland readers had, from the limited options left to them, made the Netherlands their team of choice. It was still difficult to get excited. Not quite anti-football, certainly not the Total Football of recent Netherlands history.

Even Robben, the maitre-plongeur as he might be called here in France, seemed off-colour. He did liven up just after half-time with the most unnecessary dive I have seen at Brazil 2014, having been fouled so blatantly by Martin Demichelis that the decision was hardly in doubt. Maybe Robben will reason that his histrionics at least ensured a yellow for the Argentinian defender. Bravo!

What else to record? A good free kick by Lionel Messi, comfortably and – rare in modern goalkeeping – cleanly saved, ie caught, by Cillessen. A near-miss by Higuain. Robben, inexplicably, denied service until late in the game. He did try to get his marker sent off for a second yellow, with the usual dive and squeal as he went down after Demichelis’s excellent tackle. He got a corner out of it and, a few minutes later, missed a great chance when his touch let him down.

I was moved to ask at Twitter: “Has Robben ever tried NOT diving?” Then, the rascal swerved and wriggled past two defenders, stayed on his feet – yep, I just typed those words – and nearly presented a telling cross, soon followed by a rasping long-range shot, and I decided Gus Poyet had my consent, after all, to pop over to Munich and entice him to Wearside. On a free.

Chances came in extra time, notably to Argentina. French TV showed a sly tug of a shirt by Ron Vlaar just before one of them, though it was outside the penalty area.

And so it came down to penalties. Vlaar vs Messi for the first two hardly augured well for the Netherlands, and they could not make up the resulting lost ground.

Probably no shorter, in the end, than last night’s report. But do I get Brownie points for making no reference to it all being A**** the L*** M****’r S***?

Matt's cartoon as adapted by Jake

Matt’s cartoon as adapted by Jake

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  1. Jeremy July 10, 2014 at 1:22 am #

    Yes, “charmless” is the perfect description. The media will love this now that their darling, the overhyped, much acclaimed “greatest ever” Messi is playing in the final.

    He has an ability to become anonymous which would have made Gordon Armstrong proud. I hope the Germans can emulate their semi final performance against this lot. There’s much to admire in German football and very little other than the rugged defensive discipline which has seen the Argentines reach the final. Even de Michelis has looked like a capable defender in this side. Surprising isn’t it?

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