Jake's caption says it all

Jake’s caption says it all


Who approached Tuesday night
thinking “we can rely on old Brucie to mess it up and do us a favour?”,Elmo will have the sort of stinker he played for us and Jordan Henderson will lead Liverpool to victory for our sake as well as theirs?

I thought my phone screen was frozen when it kept saying 1-0 every time I looked. Bruce had got his result, Elmo providing the cross from which Dawson scored the winner, and Hendo could do no more than huff and puff with the rest of a misfiring Liverpool side.

So the night ended with Hull a lot closer to safety than us. Heaven knows what Leicester will do to Chelsea tonight to make us even glummer.

If you were supporters of the other strugglers, you might be thinking that at least your Lads had some gumption, could pull off important wins. We can look back, so far, on just two of those – both against Newcastle. The other victories, at Palace and at home to Stoke City and Burnley, now seem like aberrations in a season of rank disappointment even by our dismal recent standards.

And now, of all the teams we should have to beat to stave off relegation or at least make it look less likely, Southampton are the visitors to the Stadium of Light.

The “match” at St Mary’s was the first attended by Monsieur Salut after he began his hibernation in the UK, though the limp 1-0 defeat at QPR had been seen on a fleeting earlier visit.

A grand day out, pints with Pete Sixsmith and others at the harbourside before a short stroll in sunshine to the ground, someone went spectacularly wrong – starting with that spectacular volleyed own goal by Santiago Vergini just as we were looking the better side.

A week later, it seemed bizarre to be asked by a friend at the Arsenal home game what I had made of our penalty shout. When you’re tonked 8-0, and play for an hour as if you’ve never met the other team members of, indeed, tried this football game at all, it is surely clutching at straws top cry “but we were robbed”.

The more I have thought about it, though, the more merit the grievance has. Two-nil down, Fletcher cleaned out by their keeper Fraser Forster and the referee Andre Marriner (who else?) cheerfully waves play on rather than reducing the Saints to 10 and the deficit to one.

Saints fan will mock the thought, noting that 8-1 has a nice ring to it, too. But can we take revenge on Saturday or will the undeniably greater skills, better organisation and genuine confidence swat aside our best efforts? Seb Larsson shoud be back, which is comforting, and there’s just a chance that playing in red and white stripes instead of against them will help the direction of our passing.

Over to the Salut! Sunderland jury. Guess the score, win a mug if you’re the first to do so correctly before kickoff – Southampton fans very welcome to enter; a winner from their ranks would receive a mug with design appropriate to Saints allegiance – and try to to relax.

And if Bill Cowell must win yet again – guess who had 1-1 as the score at Stoke – let it for once be with a Sunderland-to-win forecast.

M Salut, drawn by Matt, colouring by Jake

M Salut, drawn by Matt, colouring by Jake

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23 Responses to “The Sunderland vs Southampton Guess the Score after Hull pile on pressure” Subscribe

  1. Michael April 29, 2015 at 7:40 am #

    Sadly I think we are destined to get relegated so I am going for 2-0 to Southampton. Of course I hope ,as I often am, completely wrong but cannot see where we will find the spark to ignite another great escape.

  2. David Collins April 29, 2015 at 7:57 am #

    Well Sunderland fans. I think you have a few problems BUT Fraser Forster is injured and as you well know his replacement Kelvin Davis has been known to let a few in. So there you have it. We have very little to play for and you are in the mire. 2-1 Saints.

  3. Arthur Dearing April 29, 2015 at 8:38 am #

    As a Hull City fan I was there last night and it was a fantastic win. The city players had a wakeup call before the Palace game when they realised the 50% pay cut relegation clause in the contracts. Sunderland players need a wake up call as well,b but you have some tough matches like us. Please, please, please do better Sunderland your fans are fantastic and deserve to stay in the PL. At the very least you must beat Leicester at home to wipe the smile off Nigel Pearson’s face for us. Get behind your team and beat Southampton and you will be safe.

  4. Eric012 April 29, 2015 at 9:13 am #

    The Hull Tigers result didn’t mean a great deal in the grand scheme of things. It’s US that has to get the results that matter, no good relying on such flaky sides as Liverpool to do it for you. Burnley and QPR look down, so ourselves, Leicester or Aston Villa look likely to fill the remaining spot (although the Mags could still end up right in the brown and seriously smelly stuff). Whatever, a win against the Saints is imperative.

    • Eric012 April 29, 2015 at 9:14 am #

      Sadly, I can’t see past a 1 – 1 draw.

  5. Phil D April 29, 2015 at 9:36 am #

    Going for my wishful thinking of 1-0 to Sunderland.

  6. gerry mcgregor April 29, 2015 at 10:05 am #

    Given up all hope 0-2

    • CSB April 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm #

      As Oddball said ‘ quit with those negative vibes man’, but worrying times non the less!!!!!

  7. Malcolm Ray April 29, 2015 at 11:05 am #

    Staying positive, 1 x clean sheet, 2 x goals, 3 important points (2-0 home win)

  8. Jeremy April 29, 2015 at 11:10 am #

    I’m with Eric on this one. I can’t see past a draw either. 1-1. Forced to an alternative then 0-0.

  9. Paul April 29, 2015 at 12:19 pm #

    A stonking 3- 2 win to Sunderland.

  10. CSB April 29, 2015 at 2:38 pm #

    SAFC 3 – 0 Saints, hope springs eternally, but will settle for just a win, which is a must!!!!

  11. Peter Lynn April 29, 2015 at 5:28 pm #

    We somehow get the confidence back and win 3-1. Yippee!

  12. Julian Smith April 29, 2015 at 6:20 pm #

    I am going for 2-2, as per last season – a partial recovery after a calamitous start.

  13. Drummer April 29, 2015 at 7:26 pm #

    We need to get our goal difference looking healthier , so 4-0 to Sunderland , ha ha ha ha ha !

  14. Mike April 29, 2015 at 7:41 pm #

    2-1 to The Lads, still optimistic.

    • Jake May 2, 2015 at 4:08 pm #

      Jordi’s here, Jordi’s there, Jordi’s every f*****g where, la la la la, la la la, la la….. The mug’s yours Mike!

  15. Pete Sixsmith April 30, 2015 at 9:07 am #

    8-0. We owe them one.

  16. smoggie April 30, 2015 at 5:14 pm #

    2-0 to you lot, mug to Jeremy

  17. ianoklahoma April 30, 2015 at 7:55 pm #

    4-2 to us! “A night to remember!” Baxter,Hurley and 2 late goals from Vic Halom!

    • Malcolm Ray May 1, 2015 at 10:28 am #

      Vic Halom Vic Halom Vic Halom…..la la la la la la…..bring back the good old days

  18. William C May 1, 2015 at 4:15 pm #

    If we lose this, we are all but down. So I think we will put in a huge effort. 2-1 to SAFC.

  19. Johnm May 1, 2015 at 9:53 pm #

    1 nil home win. Danny Graham off the bench.
    Miracles sometimes happen

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