Jake: 'back to the tulips, Dick'

Jake: ‘back to the tulips, Dick’

The announcement everyone expected came today, as Gary Bennett had said it would. Dick Advocaat has resigned – see the club statement at http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2015/october/advocaat-departs – amid kind words from all. Ellis Short, the chairman, said: ‘I am truly saddened by Dick’s decision, but I respect him for his honesty and for doing what he feels is right for the club. He is a man of integrity and a true football person. He was hugely respectful of the club in taking this decision and he acted 100 per cent in our best interests. It is also testament to his character that he has forgone any kind of a financial settlement, something which is very unusual in football.’ Dick’s own words appear in the footnote*.

Pete Sixmsith wrote his report of the 2-2 draw at home to West Ham before the news broke, though he knew as did just everyone what was coming. He sums up the match, and his thoughts on Dick’s departure, with customary eloquence …


As usual, the Greeks have a word for it
and that word is swansong.

It means a final gesture, effort or performance given just before retirement or death and dates back to the Greek belief that the swan, a notoriously silent bird that rarely appears on BBC Radio 4’s Tweet of the Day, is silent until death is imminent, whereupon it bursts out into beautiful song just before it expires.

Did Dick give us his swansong yesterday (yes – Ed)? The first half was as good as anything I have seen from my current seat in the Stadium of Light and I have been there for 12 years. The defending was solid for 44 minutes, the midfield totally dominated a good West Ham side and the pace and hunger of the forwards took the breath away after years of tepidness and drudgery.

That it fell apart in the second half (plus one minute at the end of the first) cannot be avoided, but, for the moment, let us dwell on the positives – not something we have done much of recently.

The full backs looked secure, with Billy Jones, a player that Dick clearly likes, having his best game in a Sunderland shirt. He read the game well and got forward as and when he could. His colleague, DeAndre Yedlin, looks raw but has genuine pace and ability and was a safer defensive bet than Van Aanholt.

In the centre of the defence, O’Shea and Coates looked equally secure and this partnership works. What possessed us to bring in Kaboul when we have Brown as a third defender and a couple of decent youngsters? I suspect that Advocaat was as keen on Kaboul as I am on Rugby Union and I wonder if it were that that might have tipped him over the edge.

Jake: 'should have known being two up was too good to be true'

Jake: ‘should have known being two up was too good to be true’

The three/five man midfield worked. Cattermole was comfortable and sensible in front of the back four, while M’Vila simply oozes quality in front of him. Now that the Stockton Strongman has realised that all he has to do is to give the ball to the French Fortifier (that’s enough strained alliteration – Ed), we move forward with purpose.

In front of these two, Toivonen tolled manfully and looks one of those very good players who will never be quite top notch but will be an asset for clubs like Sunderland, Rennes or Norwich City.

He has a sure touch and, compared with the likes of Gardner, Bridcutt and Colback, looks a very good player indeed. Will he stay with Dick going? Will M’Vila? For the first time since Eric Roy and Stefan Schwartz we have two quality European midfield players. Please tell me that they will not be sacrificed for Kevin Nolan.

Borini and Lens were mostly excellent. Borini caused the Irons defence all kinds of problems in the first half and should have scored when a rejuvenated Fletcher played him in. That would have made it 3-0, would have opened Borini’s account and might have led to a Manchester City style avalanche. But he missed and he also had two other good chances where he needed an extra touch and was pushed to the right.

Lens scored a sublime goal, one which he started himself with a legal challenge on Reid. The ball broke to M’Vila who immediately threaded it through to the Dutchman, who then chipped Adrian to considerable clamour from the 42,000 crowd. Brilliant and just what we wanted.

Two up and cruising.

But it got to Lens’s head and 10 minutes later he was needlessly booked for his challenge on Cresswell when, had he stayed on his feet, he would have been fine. Ten minutes into the second half, another unnecessary challenge on Reid. Neil Swarbrick got few things right on the afternoon but he had little choice here.

Finally, Steven Fletcher, who probably epitomises our squandering of funds over the years, had a game that showed how good he can be when he concentrates on football rather than Ferraris. He took his goal well, led the line like a proper centre forward and gave us some hope for the rest of the season. Will it last, or is it like this week’s weather, no more than an Indian summer for the Scot. I don’t see him being offered a new contract next year whatever division we are in.

So, for a change we have positives sprouting from every orifice. But there are negatives and they will ultimately prove to be our undoing as we slide towards Saturday nights on Channel 5 with George Reilly, Kelly Cates and a tongue tied Michael Gray.

Both of our goals were excellent – both of West Ham’s were totally avoidable. Once again, we failed to keep a clean sheet in the first half as, with seconds remaining, Moses slithered down the left and pulled it back for the onrushing Jenkinson who was not picked up. That was a game changer and set the crowd on edge from the start of the second half. It made Slaven Bilic’s half time talk easier and Dick’s harder.

The second goal was a blunder by the Giant Pantilimon who should have done better with Lanzini’s shot, perhaps catching it rather than patting it down. Payet was quicker to the rebound than our defenders and the lead had gone, never to return.

Jake: 'oh Jeremain!'

Jake: ‘oh Jeremain!’

Even the news from Eastlands was no real consolation.

Then there is the case of Neil Swarbrick. He likes his red cards does our Neil. There were seven last season, eight the year before and Lens was his first this season. I have no problems with that one but, like 40,000 others, failed to see how he could not issue a second yellow to Mark Noble.

He booked the Hammers skipper in the second minute for a foul and continued to book players regularly in a game where there was not one dirty challenge. A block by Noble on Borini was, by the past record of the Preston-born whistler, a yellow and it would have evened the teams up at 10 each. He didn’t and the influential Noble played for another 15 minutes before he was withdrawn by Bilic.

So, another wasted opportunity to claim that first win and it is beginning to look a difficult task.

In the last two relegation seasons we have had eight and five points by the time of the October international break. Two years ago we had one and escaped after changing the manager. It looks like another managerial change and a new philosophy that may not suit the players that Advocaat specifically brought in to do a job – Lens, Toivonen and M’Vila may not be as central to Big Sam, say, as they were to Uncle Dick.

And (as we now know – Ed) this was his final game, then I wish Dick all the best. As the great EJ Thribb may have written:

So, goodbye then Dick Advocaat
You came from Holland to save Sunderland from relegation
And went back home when you heard that swan singing
Back to your roll mops and Edam (or Gouda) cheese
And Mrs Advocaat’s tulips

* And this is what Dick Advocaat had to say about his resignation: ‘I have made the decision to go after only eight games as I felt it was important to give everyone time turn things around – like we did last year. I am thankful to the chairman for understanding my feelings and I remain on good terms with everyone at the club.

‘I wish Ellis, Lee (Congerton), all of the staff, players and of course the supporters, who made me feel so welcome here, the very best of luck for the rest of the season. I have some wonderful memories to take.’

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14 Responses to “The SAFC vs West Ham Soapbox: Advocaat leaves after a flawed swansong” Subscribe

  1. Mike Sixsmith October 4, 2015 at 2:05 pm #

    I see ‘Arry is 20-1. Very unlikely I know, but please, if there is a being up there, anything but that man!!!
    Big Sam? Did well as a player here and will definitely tighten things up, but lacks imagination.
    Nigel Pearson? Hark is that a box of frogs I hear in the distance?
    Sean Dyche? Seems to be highly respected in the game- only 44 so has many years ahead of him. Worth a shot I think.

  2. Bill Taylor October 4, 2015 at 2:07 pm #

    Dyche or Big Sam, for my money. That’s if either of them will come…

    • phil sixsmith October 4, 2015 at 3:57 pm #

      Just to make a Sixsmith hat trick (remember those?) swansong is kiknio asma (thanks Veta!) Let’s hope for an end to this tarachi (turmoil) and settle into becoming a well managed, professional outfit.

  3. CSB October 4, 2015 at 4:12 pm #

    The question is, will yet another change of manager result in a change of the dysfunctional nature of the Club, our fortunes or success.

    Realistically, I doubt it as something is very rotten in the state of Sunderland. You can not go through the calibre of manager that we have had, O;Neil and Advocaat, and say that our lack of success is down to them. Quite clearly there are major structural problems from Board level down to the playing staff.

    Without sorting the fundamental faults we will just be watching history repeat itself. A simple change of manager without the requisite changes required from boardroom down will inevitably lead to the same result.

    As the old adage goes, to do the same thing twice and expect a different result is the first sign of madness…….or if you like, history repeats itself because no one was listening in the first time!!!!!!!

    Quite simply its deja vu all over again….nurse get the valium.

  4. Bill Taylor October 4, 2015 at 5:55 pm #

    Looks like Brendan Rodgers is suddenly available. And, who knows, maybe José Mourinho will be looking for a job soon.

  5. Drummer October 4, 2015 at 7:17 pm #

    Please not Good Ole Arry , the worry is that he’s reportedly a personal friend of Shorts . Even ES must be aware of Redknapps ability to spend owners money though so hopefully that ones a nonstarter . The logical appointment would be Allardyce for me , so you can rule that one out , we do nothing logically .

    • William C October 5, 2015 at 2:59 pm #

      I don’t share the apparent general opinion of Redknapp. IMO he has a terrific eye for a player, and is a good tactician. However, like Advocaat, I feel he has lost the desire, and I doubt he would swop Sandbanks for Sunderland [ and his Missus certainly wouldn’t ]

      Big Sam’s style of football is, IMO much maligned. He is a pragmatist, and recognises that a direct style is generally more effective, than tip tap stuff, unless you have superstar players. I’d rather he were 5 years younger, but he would keep us in the Premier League.

  6. Bill Taylor October 4, 2015 at 7:32 pm #

    I think if Redknapp got the job, that would finally be enough to keep supporters away, SAFC would no longer be getting gates of 40,000+. Apart from anything else, he’s the same age as Advocaat and it’s long time since he had either energy or ideas. But, as Drummer says, we do nothing logically so… I wonder ‘Arry starts?

    • Bill Taylor October 4, 2015 at 7:34 pm #

      I wonder WHEN ‘Arry starts. The ‘orror of the prospect ‘as me dropping words as well as aitches.

  7. Robin October 4, 2015 at 8:39 pm #

    Well. Finally, Dick played the formation I would play. Albeit, different players.
    And we started really well. Even Fletcher scored, O.K. a win would have been a success. And it was a slim thing that saw a red card issued. No reason to walk. For once, just a touch of bad luck.
    Well, he has gone. Please no Arry Redknapp. Sean Dyche for me, but we may still have to go down to come back up before we see what we all want to see. I suggest look at our team in 5 years time. As we are going no place good, in a short time.

  8. Jeremy October 4, 2015 at 9:59 pm #

    No no no. To Redknapp. Was that sufficient ‘no’s?” No.

    No, No No and No again.

    Just the one No to Dyche. He isn’t the man for Sunderland, but Nigel Pearson is.

    • Ian_SAfc October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am #

      Pearson won’t find a team that is willing to give 100% and have the energy Leicester had.
      Big Sam will keep us up, but it won’t be pretty. However, I’ll take ugly over more seasons of nerve-shredding.

  9. vince October 6, 2015 at 6:49 am #

    What a shambles .Ellis has to take a good portion of the blame here,picking the wrong personel(again)what with Congerton now going too,what the hell is going on?.Though Dick says the squad is not good enough and he doesn’t fancy the relegation battle,has he not seen our recent record in this league of late?

    Blind leading the blind.

    • William C October 6, 2015 at 10:04 am #

      Blind leading the blind [ and stupid? ]

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