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Chelsea blues and the decline and fall of Sunderland-Newcastle bragging rights

Pete Sixsmith awarded himself another day off from actually travelling to an expensive away game, settling for Barnes and Benno and updates from around the country on Premier League’s final day. The big question remains: is this as well as a Chapman Report from Stamford Bridge or instead of one? …

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Another Sixer’s Arsenal Soapbox: ‘by golly it was effective’

The surname has a familiar ring. he signs himself: ‘Sixsmith Minimus. Emirates Stadium. Entirely happy.’ Minimus equals Michael, a worthy bearer of elder brother Pete’s name. Moreover, he’s not scared of the Smoke. Off he went with Pete’s ticket, sat beforehand in the same pub our Sixer would have chosen and suffered, first hand, the [...]

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Sixer’s Leicester City Soapbox: Arsenal and Chelsea no place for chokers

Malcolm Dawson writes….we have had several “must win” games at the Stadium of Light this season and generally (Burnley and Southampton apart) have failed to come up with the goods. A win against QPR, Villa, Hull or Palace and we would have been safe weeks ago. No I haven’t forgotten the Defoe wonder goal but [...]

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Sixer’s Everton Soapbox: Graham and Defoe bask in deflected glory

Malcolm Dawson writes….Peter Sixsmith was not held up on the journey over the Pennines. He was there to see the whole thing through and for the second year in a row, the trip to Goodison was one he was glad he made. Everton hasn’t been much of a happy hunting ground for SAFC in recent [...]

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Sixer’s Southampton Soapbox: top performances from Jordi and a Geordie

Malcolm Dawson writes….Recent victories for Leicester and Hull Cities, West Brom and Aston Villa see Sunderland still in the bottom three. It is becoming increasingly likely that it could be the free falling Magpies who will be the target if we are to avoid demotion to the Football League. Yesterday’s game versus Southampton was the [...]

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Sixer’s Soapbox: a devastating assessment of Sunderland vs Crystal Palace

Some of you will have seen the various options Pete Sixsmith, having endured Sunderland vs Crystal Palace, offered for his customary seven-word verdict. Here, for the non-squeamish, is his fuller appraisal of our latest surrender …

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Sixer’s Newcastle United Soapbox: Roker Roar revived by five in a row

Pete Sixsmith witnesses a good, solid performance with more than a hint of Dick Advocaat’s ‘win ugly’ strategy but also a goal of the utmost quality. This was the sort of display that will, if maintained, keep the crowd on the players’ side and secure the necessary points before those dreaded final trips to the [...]

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Sixer’s Aston Villa Soapbox: some constructive criticism (and please go, Gus)

John McCormick writes: In his e-mail carrying this account Pete Sixsmith said he’s addressing his remarks to Colin, Nic and myself as Malcolm had the misfortune to sit through this live. What remarks? Just the three headlines below: ABSOLUTE RUBBISH FROM BEGINNING TO END. YET ANOTHER CHANGE NEEDED. NO MORE AWAY GAMES AND SEASON TICKET [...]

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Sixer’s City Soapbox: Cheap beer, not much else at Hull City

John McCormick writes: listening to Gary Bennett on Radio Newcastle’s stream couldn’t give me the full picture of an eventful night at Hull. The pre and post- goal screams of “Fill that hole! Fill that hole! Oh no, if we could see it up here how could they not see it down there?” did not [...]

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Sixer’s West Brom Soapbox: well at least we didn’t lose

Malcolm Dawson writes….. “you must be pretty confident today” I said to the West Brom father and son combo as we grabbed a burger on our way up Millennium Way. His reply “Not really – this looks like a nil nil,” led to my asking about his thoughts on Pulis and he admitted that although [...]

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Sixer Says: a warm welcome to Adam Matthews, stepping up from Celtic

Rest assured, stray Celtic fans, the headline is meant tongue in cheek. In fact, you can come here and tell [...]

Relegation watch: still looking at Watford, Bournemouth and Norwich, with Leicester hanging on

What a website! On 15th June, in response to my “who went down, who’s going down?”  Dave left a comment [...]

Summer Madness: (1) on Man Utd being urged ‘forget our Man City Poznan’

Stephen Goldsmith, fondly remembered from this parish, unwittingly kicks off a series of Summer Madness retrospectives, good reads that deserve [...]

Lee Cattermole and Liverpool’s Sebastian Coates: two cracking signatures for Advocaat

For Metro, it was the signing of the summer, or at least Dick Advocaat’s summer. Then you look to see [...]

Thomas Sorensen, of Sunderland, Stoke, Villa and Denmark: a well-earned Sixsmith tribute

Just as the players (Coates included) were due to report back Pete Sixsmith’s extended season came to an end. But, [...]

Transfer news: there isn’t much, but should we really worry?

Others clubs are doing business and when that happens, and your own is – publicly – doing none, it is [...]