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Sunderland v Manchester United ‘Who are You?’: the relativity of failure

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Wouldn’t it be great to think of second top, with the trophy cabinet already overflowing, as gross underachievement? That’s the lot of the Manchester United fan going into the final game and with only the most slender chance of finishing top. John Lichfield, a veteran United supporter and giant of proper journalism, takes the philosophical […]

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Fulham-SAFC Who are You?: (2) Monty made me a 5-1 winner

Jake wants answers ...

A familiar problem descended this week: a game just days away and no one to do the Who are You? No sooner had I started wondering how to fill the gap than not one but two came forward with a Monty-style double save. Roger Meloy, a visitor here last season, came up trumps again with […]

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Fulham-SAFC Who are You?: ‘a little in love with Lily Allen’

Jake, tired of draws,would rather have had one at Craven Cottage.

We all know that but for the necessary evil of publicists, Lily Allen would be a regular on these pages, offering her bons mots each time Sunderland played Fulham. Next best thing given the obstacles placed in our path? Step forward Matty Deller, radio presenter, Fulham nut and star of the Ballsy Banter podcast. He […]

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Winners from the other side: Swansea, Arsenal and Newcastle shortlisted

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… and so are Wolves, QPR, Liverpool, Man City, Boro and Stoke. As I was saying somewhere else on these pages, Salut! Sunderland seems to be giving rather more than Sunderland AFC just now. Read on for news of a lot more, thanks to our friends at and When Saturday Comes … (more…)

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The SAFC v Bolton Who are You?: (2) ‘my special night at Villa’

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No sooner had ”Bob” supplied his answers for the Bolton Wanderers ”Who are You?” than our old friend Howard Page – doubtless fired by events at Villa Park – overcame pressure of work and did likewise. Salut! Sunderland policy is straightforward: if a supporter takes the trouble to answer our questions, we ensure the effort […]

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The SAFC v Bolton Who are You?: ‘we could become another Portsmouth’

Jake's thoughts go a-Wandering

They’re a cagey lot over and down a bit in Bolton. We’re hoping for a double on Saturday; they already have one. Just as before the game at the Reebok, we have a great set of replies – and a request for anonymity that survived even the euphoria of a mightily important win at Villa […]

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Aston Villa v SAFC ‘Who are You?’: pondering Darren Bent, trashing Mcleish

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Stuart Jinks, Jinksy* to pals, has been this way before, standing his Villa fan corner with admirable resolve in the various Bent and Bigger Club spats we’ve had. I expected some harsh words about the way things have gone at his club. I wasn’t quite prepared for this … (more…)

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Sunderland v Wolves Who are You?: ‘au revoir, Premier League’

Next season maybe

Even before last night’s heavy home defeat, Wolves seemed long gone. Sunderland desperately need to bounce back from a woeful display at Goodison. So what will happen on Saturday? We haven’t exactly covered ourselves in glory in recent encounters but surely this one must be won if we serious about a top 10 finish. Salut! […]

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The Tottenham Hotspur Who are You?: ‘Sunderland to overtake Liverpool’

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Monsieur Salut’s Mac has just crashed, a long way from anywhere he can enforce the guarantee. Luckily he’d already found Tom Langton*, deep in Spain, to answer the Surs “Who are You?” questions. Tom runs the bar at his father Mark’s hotel and activity centre – get this: “the Sierra Espuna is a beautiful nature […]

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Manchester City v SAFC ‘Who are You?’: Mancini, Mackems and Mary Poppins

Rick Haswell-Cohen* is a lucky lad. Fell in love with and married a Mackememoiselle, then woke up one morning to news that the team he’d always supported was suddenly mega-rich. Salut! Sunderland is deeply grateful to Rick, creator of the North-eastern branch of the Manchester City Supports’ Club, for stepping in despite huge pressure of […]

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Hutch’s one word player ratings following West Ham slip up

Jake: 'FFS'

Rob Hutchison thought this display was much better than last week’s dismal showing at Stoke but the net result is […]

‘No wonder West Ham fans are unhappy with their new home’

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While the missus watched X Factor – and why not? – Rob Hutchison sat down, tried to forget the disappointment […]

Moyes on the Boys at West Ham: ‘harsh’ – and he’s not kidding

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John McCormick writes: If that had been us scoring the goal would have been disallowed. No ifs, buts or maybes. […]

Sixer’s Sevens: West Ham 1-0 Sunderland. When are offside players interfering?

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Monsieur Salut writes: I had another good stream, poor Pete Sixsmith was there as usual. We came back from an […]

Sixer’s West Ham lowdown. Any seconders for Defoe as future SAFC chairman?

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What a busy lad Pete Sixsmith is. Not content with his paper round, Father Christmas duties (planning starts tonight) and […]

Sixer Says: when I nearly became a West Ham supporter

Jake:  Sixer and Sobs expect to smile more next season

Over at Salut! Sunderland’s Facebook pages, Jim Minton posted a message saying how much he liked the Who are You? […]