Rob: 'wishing I was stuck in a desert'

Rob: ‘wishing I was stuck in a desert’

In Rob Hutchison‘s latest set of one-word verdicts, after the 2-0 defeat at Old Trafford, he deviates from custom and practice. Instead of a single word and mark per player, he offers a 13-word sentence (14 if you include FFS), presented as – you guessed – one word per player. Plus the mark, a depressing mix of 4s and 5s. Their star? Januzaj surely … Roger East? Off to the Northern League . . .

Rob writes: You sense seagulls circling the trawler here, you really do …

Pantilimon – 5 It’s

PVA – 4
Hard

Brown – 5 Enough

JoS – 4 Going

Rev – 4
To

Johnson – 5 Old

Gomez – 5 Trafford

Larsson – 4 Without

Cattermole – 5 Hitting

Defoe – 5 The

Wickham – 5 Self

Subs

Vergini – 4 Destruct

Graham – 4 Button

Fletcher 4 FFS!

Away Support
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  1. Drummer February 28, 2015 at 8:38 pm #

    Fletcher 4 FFS sums up he’s season sadly !

  2. Nic Wiseman March 1, 2015 at 10:42 am #

    What do you expect from someone who has his own name tattooed at the base of his back! FFS!

  3. Jeremy March 2, 2015 at 3:21 am #

    Does he have 4 on there as well Nic?

  4. Jeremy March 2, 2015 at 3:24 am #

    Gomez = Trafford?

    I’m puzzled Rob.

    More Rusholme, I’d have thought but certainly no “Rusholme Ruffian.” Wasn’t that The Jones’s?

    No maybe not.

    Graham = Button (certainly not one of Cadbury’s).

  5. Jeremy March 2, 2015 at 3:27 am #

    Larsson is worth more than 4 Rob. Come on!

    You gave Gomez 5 and they were a crap band.

  6. salutsunderland March 2, 2015 at 6:22 am #

    For those who didn’t get it, despite the odd clue in the introduction, Rob’s one-worders read as follows when laid end to end: “It’s bad enough going to Old Trafford without hitting the self destruct button FFS.”

  7. Jeremy March 2, 2015 at 7:13 pm #

    We got it Salut. Just taking some blogging license or whatever it’s called.

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